"A Legend in his own Lunchtime"

Beaumont Dave  lives in a trailer park in Beaumont, Texas from where he runs his global T-shirt empire and writes his gonzo postings into numerous Net mail lists.

In his own words

(for those with soundcards)
In a chicken's words
(thanks to Tyson Taylor)

This site contains many of Dave's writings and his favorite links.

Why don't you sample his world?

"Beaumont Dave is scoring more than a bowling alley pinball machine and there are no shoe rentals involved."