98 CHICKEN SHIRT ENDORSEMENTS

Not only are Dave's ChickenShirts perfect for mopping up beer, they also look great! Here are some endorsements.

From: Scott Johnson, Baytown, TX
Date: May, 1998

Tonight, I had the opportunity to view a Beaumont Dave T-Shirt...I know It took me a long time to have this wonderful oppoutunity but "I am truly not worthy" and I ask myself how in the hell have I missed out on such a cool shirt..... But then I thought hey I'm not strange ....... well maybe a little.....gonna have to have one!

Date:    98-05-14 10:23:06 EDT
From:    gettinby@erols.com (Derby and Terry)

Last nite I had the opportunity to debut Beaumont Dave's Chicken Shirt in New York City. It received rave reviews. Didn't see Letterman, but Mary Clare(daughter of Skinny Dennis) was able to pick me out of the Tramps crowd.

Get Yours While You Still Can,
Derby

> Subj:    [JJW] Nevada
Date:    98-06-22 13:17:15 EDT
From:    James.Suhoza@Aerojet.com (SUHOZA, JAMES P)

A great time was had in Reno last Friday. <snip> Dave-Cougar found me becaused I was the only one with a Keep a live Chicken.....shirt on. I had a couple of people ask me where I got it, told theme about the list, another guy who claimed to be a JJ fan didn't know about the song.

El Dorado Jim

Date:    98-06-27 03:28:55 EDT
From:    sjim01@maain.missouri.org (Jim Graham)

I got mine in the mail today. I don't think I will be the same from this day forward! JG

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About the T-shirt:
This T-shirt works better than Viagra. Check this out.

"I wore my new BDtee last night....In fact I slept in it...... and NOT at home :)
My new BDtee has vastly improved my social life,'' says list legend Karisue.

But there's more:
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Mike Shockley, restaurant tycoon and neighbor to Beaumont Dave, couldn't hang on to his BDB-98 Chicken in My Underwear T-shirt. An employee took it and only returned it under threat of being force-fed some of the restaurant's fare.

Charles Jennings, a professor from England, reported the same phenomenon. The Chicken In My Underwear got up and walked away with his T-shirt. Charles was shipped back to Jolly Old in disgrace. The Queen has put his knighthood on hold.

Don't let this happen to you. When you get your BDB-98 T-shirt, hang on to it. Never let it out of your sight. Vince Pawless has the right idea when he says:

"Yall need to jump on those tshirts they're almost gone."

But don't just take Vince's word for it:

"I will join with Vince and say the shirts ROCK!!" says famed costume designer Karisue Colton, the Edith Head of the Third Coast.

"These are good quality chicken shirts." OK, you caught me. These are Vince's words again.

But this comes from Tyson Taylor, a wise-beyond-her-years college student (and once you meet her, you'll forgive her her curious sense of spelling, punctuation and capitalization): ""If you didnt you really should get a b. dave Chicken shirt he needs
the money after payin for those bikers vacation."

Even Boston financier Wayne Lawrence is on the bandwagon, sort of:
"My wife and kids enjoyed the graphics on your t-shirt,'' he said, "but are still mulling over the concept of a live chicken in one's underwear."

Well, folks, as recent convert Vincent Pawless (him again!) said: "If you've never met Beaumont Dave, you're missing out on life itself as we NOW know it."

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