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***In 1998, Beaumont Dave discovered the secret to incredible sex.
And, once again, it was through Dot-Com friend Jim Morrow, that he was
encouraged to reveal it to JJW-L listmembers. It started with Jim revealing he
couldn’t attempt BDB 98.***
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 1998 09:10:11
From: Jim Morrow jmorro19@chicagonet.net
sad to say......I cancelled my non-smoker at
the Driskill yesterday .....
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***Walter Gibson, the JJW-L mail
list fairy godmother, whined. ***
Date: Tue, 6 Jan 1998 09:41:4;
From: jerryjeff@jerryjeff.com (Tried & True
Music)
What? Are you blowing us off this year, Jim? Who's gonna keep the likes of Byboth in check
if you're heading out to Hawaii early?
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***Morrow explained.***
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 1998 10:19:03;
From: Jim Morrow <jmorro19@chicagonet.net>
Walter! Didn't you know?
I'm married! I asked wifey what I could give her to let me come to Austin for the bash
THEN come on to Maui (like I did last year)
She said: "a divorce"
I said: "I hadn't planned on spending that much!"
so I cancelled
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***After many other Dot-Coms
expressed their sadness at missing Jim at BDB 1998, the JJW-L subject turned to music,
with a survey of Dot-Coms asking them to name the first albums (JJW and otherwise) they
had purchased. Folks kept expanding the list, until Beaumont Dave chimed in ... ***
Date: Thu, 8 Jan 1998 16:31:09 EST;
From: DA6ver6 <DA6ver6@aol.com>
In a message dated 98-01-08 15:34:11 EST, db sez:
<< 45's ... <snip> First 8 tracks <snip> First album <snippy>
First CD <snip>First JJW Album < snip> Most embarassing >>
Shit, boy, why don't you just go ahead and list FIRST NOOKIE???
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***Jim came right back. ***
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 18:55:11;
From: Jim Morrow <jmorro19@chicagonet.net>
>>Shit, boy, why don't you just go ahead and list FIRST NOOKIE???
shyt! I'm sitting here trying to remember the last!
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*** And Dave could stand it no more.
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Date: Thu, 8 Jan 1998 23:27:44 EST;
From: DA6ver6 <DA6ver6@aol.com>
In a message dated 98-01-08 20:06:05 EST, Jim Morrow sez:
<< Shit, boy, why don't you just go ahead and list FIRST NOOKIE??? >>
shyt! I'm sitting here trying to remember the last! >>
Let's see, I'm real confused here, Jim.
Pussy-whipped, but you ain't getting none. Guess it's just as well that I don't have any
money.
I'm just minutes away from some nookie as we speak. Seems the wife is all aquiver because
the new washing machine got here today. (Who needs Maui when you got Maytag????)
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***And there’s more ***
Subj: NO NOOK (I'm taking it on tour)
Date: 98-01-09 23:36:37 EST
From: DA6ver6@aol.com (DA6ver6)
That's right. Shut out in the drive-through of Love. I'm not proud. I stayed up too late
with you guys last night and Mrs. Dave had lost the passion, and with it, sadly,
consciousness.
Now that didn't use to stop me, but since meeting you guys, I've become the sensitive,
caring and feeling Dave, and I discovered it's a lot more fun when both parties are awake.
I think Mrs. Dave has noticed my new joie de vivre and likes it. Now I'm scoring
more than a bowling alley pinball machine and there are no shoe rentals involved.
The forecast is hot and getting hotter in the trailer boudoir (again sp?) this weekend.
We'll be installing a new garbage disposal to go with that washing machine. It doesn't get
any better than this.
And, speaking frankly, I must admit that a record-cabinet inspection unearthed something
by the Culture Club. Don't remember them? Does Boy George ring a bell?? I figure if my
wife gets too enthusiastic for me, I can always slow down the mood with some of this. It
was a great birth control device for much of the 80's.
Dave
I live in a trailer down by the (Neches) River in Beaumont, TX, U-S-A
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*** And a final Dot-Com(ment) ***
Date: 98-01-10 10:59:29 EST
From: LostGonzo@AOL.COM (LostGonzo)
In a message dated 98-01-10 02:49:38 EST, Dave of Beaumont wrote:
> 3. (my wife) can't seem to get enough of me lately . . .
>
> 5. . . . I'll work when she tells me and have sex when she tells me. . .
Life is good, even in Beaumont, Texas. Yee-ha. Ride 'em, Cowboy.
>>
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I must confess .. i have never met any of you, but it has been my great joy to read all
the stories of passion about JJW and his music. I have decided though that I MUST come to
the BDB this year ... if only to meet Dave and Mrs. Dave. I have to tell you that after
reading all these *Dave in Beaumont appliance updates* I have such a vision of Mrs Dave. I
sorta have her pictured as Sammi Smith singing ... "Take the ribbon from my
hair" It would just be nice to have a face to this vision ;)
Dave .... thanks for the countless chuckles :)
Jeff
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*** And Dave got off one last shot,
naturally, at Bowman, during the Christmas 1998 holidays. ***
Subj: Bombs away, Bowman!
Date: 12/16/98
To: jjw-l@io.com
So, who can tell that I just got reconnected to my real computer ... the one with more
than 4mb RAM and 14.4 kbs????
Could be bad news for some expatriot Texans living in Atlanta, eh, Bowman??
Or then again, I could just return to the hardware department at Sears (I'm having my
biggest year in sales so far -- it's my first year in sales) and never bother you all
again.
Besides now every night is Tool Time at the Rogers household and Mrs. Dave couldn't be
happier, if you know what I mean. Well, there is that impending big-ticket purchase of a
new stove. She's pretty much oozing with anticipation about that.
Who needs foreplay when you've got Kenmore??
Dave