GET ON THE BUS

Subj:    [JJW] Get On The Bus
Date:    98-01-27 11:44:35 EST

Hi, I'm Spike Lee.

Are you outraged by what's going on in Washington? That our President is apparently getting serviced by a 21-year-old vacuum cleaner in a broom closet just outside the Oval Office?

Why shouldn't he? He's the Leader of the Free World. For that matter, maybe he should be getting free Around-the-World's. We already know the State of that Union, and believe me, this guy is giving his all. Supposedly, Monica even took home a sample.

So what can we do about it? Get On The Bus. That's right. Get On The Bus For Luckenbach and forget the hell about it. We're going to be busy with the Jerry Jeff Walker Birthday Bash. (And Al Gore has promised a lovely environment.)

The purpose of this note (oh yeah, now I remember the purpose) was to remind all of you Dot-coms to be sure and ask Pam to put you on the smoking bus to Luckenbach when you call for tickets Monday. That, according to Tried & True's Smoking Man (Walter), is the official Dot-Com bus. I repeat that it was Walter who told me that. He also told me Pam was in charge of Luckenbach tickets, so who knows if Walter knows what the hell he's talking about. I know I don't. At least that's my story for Kenneth Starr and I'm sticking to it.

Beaumont Dave