OTHER SHAMELESS T-SHIRT PROMOTIONS

Happy Easter / T-Shirts In Space/Out Of This World Sale / Chicken shirt sightings (and wannabe sighteds)

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Subj:    HAPPY EASTER -- Last call for Bmt Dave T-shirts (yeah, sure)
Date:    04/10/98
To:    jjw-l@io.com

Happy Easter. Best to you and your families.

And speaking of resurrections, THEY'RE BACK. Beaumont Dave T-shirts. Don't get crucified because you're the only dot-com on your block without one.

Going to re-order T-shirts next week. I'd like to be sure I get enough without getting stuck with tons of 'em.

Time to roll back the stone, auction off those rare vinyls, put on hold that nice anniversary gift for your significant other, sell some blood, whatever it takes to summon up enough cash to make your order.

Dozens of these things are already showing up in concert halls, fine restaurants and Wal-Marts on several continents.

It's no longer a groundswell. It's a movement. And, after spending this weekend surrounded by family and in-laws, couldn't we all use a good movement??

Lemme know if you're interested. I wanna hold a T-shirt for you.

Your Man In Beaumont,
Dave

PS, pardon my distasteful irreverance, but please, consider the source.


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Subj:    (barely) T-Shirts In Space/Out Of This World Sale
Date:    05/08/98
To:    JJW-L@io.com

Well, you don't have to be a genie to see why Maj. Nelson won't go into space without his Beaumont Dave/Chicken In My Underwear T-shirt.

Go anyplace on earth in one and you're likely to not be so unique. The distinctive T-shirt originally designed for dot-coms to commemorate the 1998 Birthday Bash of Jerry Jeff Walker (remember him?) is being worn -- or used as an oil rag -- in nearly all 50 states. It's on four continents. It's conquered more territory than Hitler, won more converts than Christianity.

Well, maybe I'm pushing it there with that last one. And I am looking for somebody to take my shirt to Antarctica, South America or Africa. Apparently the internet service isn't so good in the Third World. But here's where you can spot a dot-com by the company he/she keeps on his/her back:

(From L-R): CALIFORNIA (Covelo, Redwood Shores, Monterey, Sonora, Simi Valley, Burbank, Pacoima); COLORADO (Denver); TEXAS (Austin, Corpus Christi, Victoria, Lewisville, Dallas, College Station, Baytown, Beaumont), MINNESOTA (Wayzata), MISSISSIPPI (Clarksdale), INDIANA (Jasper), TENNESSEE (Nashville), MICHIGAN (Grand Rapids), FLORIDA (Daytona Beach), SOUTH CAROLINA (Columbia), NEW YORK (Smithtown, Yaphank), MASSACHUSETTS (Holyoke, Beverly Farms, Bass River).

And going global: ENGLAND (Winchester), FRANCE (London), JAPAN (Kumamota City), AUSTRALIA (Elsternwick).

OK ... we had a couple more orders for T-shirts than we could fill with the last shipment, so here we go again, a third printing. Please b/c me if you're interested.

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Subj:    [JJW] Chicken shirt sightings (and wannabe sighteds)
Date:    98-07-20 11:39:58 EDT
From:    DA6ver6@aol.com

In a message dated 98-07-20 07:05:28 EDT, Bowman writes:

<< No need to feel you should be movin' on. This list has put up with the
king of self promotion...ie Beaumont Dave ...for lord knows how long. ; )
>>

Hey, you cockle-doodle-doos, I'm back ... tan and rested and ready to break
out the fall clothing line.

All these recent Chicken Shirt sightings -- even the self-sightings by Jeremy
(God bless you, Jeremy) -- have fanned the flames of commerce here at the
Trailer Park and they're just about burning out of control.

Recent demand has about exhausted the supply (third printing) of the not-yet-
patented White on Black, Chicken on Back Chicken In My Underwear T-shirt and
it appears that there will be a limited fourth printing any day now.

If you do not yet have your very own WOBCOBCIMU T-shirt, this is your chance
to right that wrong. Guys, it'll make your penis an inch or two longer, I
swear. Girls, well, you can guess what my T-shirt will do for you.

Here's what it did for Karisue:

"I wore my new BDtee last night....In fact I slept in it...... and NOT at home
:)
My new BDtee has vastly improved my social life,'' she said.

Jim Graham writes: "I got mine in the mail today. I don't think I will be
the same from this day forward!"

Derby Bob of the Long Island Bobs says: "Last nite I had the opportunity to
debut Beaumont Dave's Chicken Shirt in New York City. It received rave
reviews. Get Yours While You Still Can."

Scott Johnson wrote: "Tonight, I had the opportunity to view a Beaumont Dave
T-Shirt... and I ask myself how in the hell have I missed out on
such a cool shirt ... gonna have to have one!"

Lance Youts wants to know: "did todd snider really give conan and andy two
chicken shirts?"

If you order three chicken shirts (contact me about a price break), you could
wear one and give ones to Conan and Andy yourself. And don't forget, they make
great Christmas gifts (that's the next promotion, I guess).

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